About Alan

Alan Squats is an Italian performer who was born and raised in North, New Jersey.  He is a pleasure to work with. He likes to do squats @ the gym. If he ever gets married and have kids, maybe they will call him “Papa Squats.” The possibilities are endless.

His favorite color is blue, just like his collar. He’s been performing music and comedy on stage since the age of fifteen. He landed his first paid acting gig on an episode of Boardwalk Empire in 2010. He funded his own stand-up comedy tour across the country in 2015 and was booked on tour playing bass and singing back-up vocals for rock band, Pullman Standard,  going the other way (West –> East) in 2017.
Man, I am so sick of talking about this guy. He toes the line with being confident and arrogant. Did you know he was voted by his peers to be one of the captains of state championship winning high school football team, the West Essex Knights in 2002? Sometimes, that’s all he still talks about. He slightly reminds me of a modern day Al Bundy.  Anyway, enough of that jerk . He didn’t even pay me for writing this ABOUT ME section. Blah, blah, blah. He credits his success and achievements to individual effort, team effort, and positive influences in his life like his father, mother, brother, sister, uncle, and inspiring friends.

Browsing through this website you will find various reels, comedy sketches, live performances, blogs, football radio demos,  original music, and this write-up that he barely even gives me credit for.
For Booking Inquiries please contact us direct: AlanSquats@gmail.com

 

Broadcast Journalism Resume Link: https://db.tt/DxZvSnkt


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Thankful for having read Rich Eisen’s book, “Total Access.” Thank you Tommy Rullis and Big Blue United.

Media Day Pass

 

Teaching Resume Link: https://db.tt/DxZvSnkt

B.S. in Physical Education and Health with a Dual Teaching Certificate in Public Schools (K-12)

 

MSU Degree

Teaching Certificate 2

 

Captain of State Championship High School Winning Football Team: The West Essex Knights. Yes, tis my vintage Al Bundy pic.

Al Bundy Pic

Top Writer for Sportsblog.com

Sports Blog Top 150

 

Mastering the Art of Fantasy Football.

"I hope your year in fantasy football was as good as mine! Smoke 'em if you got 'em." - ProBowlPix
” Smoke ’em if you got ’em!” – ProBowlPix

 

Alan Squats FF Champ

 

My favorite letter of recommendation.

Michael's Letter of R

Level 1 Instructor Certification from the one and only, Martin Rooney! Training for Warriors

 

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Performance Resume Link: https://db.tt/LUhstWfj

Alan Singing at Nicks Wedding

 

The Scarlet Scourge – Vents Magazine EP Review of my band’s music.

The Scarlet Scourge Accolade

This is a picture taken of me for short film, “Let’s Get Married.” Directed by Raquel Sims

 

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